Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Meet The Coffee Slut

Well, I suppose I have to make a post about something. LOL!
Here goes...
I call myself The Coffee Slut.
Notice I am not The Coffee Pimp.
Nor am I The Coffee Ho.
I would never sell my precious coffee
so that lets out the Pimp & Ho.
Which leaves me with Slut.
According to some dictionaries,
the word Slut means:
An individual who has loose sexual morals.
One who is not picky about sexual partners.
I choose to substitute one word here: sexual.
From this moment on, Slut will mean:
An individual who has loose coffee morals.
One who is not picky about coffee partners.
Oh yeah, Baby!
Just call me The Coffee Slut!
I'm damn proud of it!
LMAO!

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