Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Meet The Coffee Slut
Well, I suppose I have to make a post about something. LOL!
Here goes...
I call myself The Coffee Slut.
Notice I am not The Coffee Pimp.
Nor am I The Coffee Ho.
I would never sell my precious coffee
so that lets out the Pimp & Ho.
Which leaves me with Slut.
According to some dictionaries,
the word Slut means:
An individual who has loose sexual morals.
One who is not picky about sexual partners.
I choose to substitute one word here: sexual.
From this moment on, Slut will mean:
An individual who has loose coffee morals.
One who is not picky about coffee partners.
Oh yeah, Baby!
Just call me The Coffee Slut!
I'm damn proud of it!
LMAO!
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Hi! I'm Savage, The Coffee Slut. Some of you may know me from Redneck Tuts or other places on the net. As always, you will find humor here laced throughout the journey we call Life. I'm really not sure what I'm going to do with this blog but I know one thing...I can't do anything without laughing. So sit back and enjoy the ride! LOL!
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